#1 Internet Dating?
You're a match!
#2 Concealed Weapons
Most men don't wear undies under their kilt.
#3 Forgot Something
No mid air flips uncomfortable.
#4 Pop Eyes
Popeye was always a hungry for a good rack.
#5 Diaper Thong
When you depend on Depends, you're not sexy and you should know it.
#6 Lights Out
Sometimes it's hard to see in the dark, but that's a compliment to him.
#7 Open Your Mouth
A good dental assistant keeps the customers coming back ... especially the men.
#8 Bullseye
Everyone needs a little help now and then.
#9 Like Father, Like Son
They're hard wired that way.
#10 Perception
It's all in how you see it ... lucky or unfortunately, you see it all in America.
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